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House GOP approves sweeping anti-abortion bill.

A Christian telling an Atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they won`t get any presents from Santa.

Ricky Gervais

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hasturtheunimpressive:

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit

“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.” 

Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.

Uh oh, and interviewee actually started speaking! What do, Morning Joe?

mybelovedcheshire

OH MY FUCKING TARDIS YEEEEEEEEESS!

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lenaguffi
lenaguffi:

Interesting how Jim and Maggie are standing so far apart and gazing in opposite directions. I hope there is more to this than meets the eye. 

lenaguffi:

Interesting how Jim and Maggie are standing so far apart and gazing in opposite directions. I hope there is more to this than meets the eye. 

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betterbooktitles:

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables
Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Albert Santos.

betterbooktitles:

Victor Hugo: Les Misérables

Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by Albert Santos.

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So I was walking along Manazillo´s Centro district when, low and behold, two Japanese Kashima and Asagiri-class destroyers escorting a huge Mineyuki-class destroyer pulled into port. My grandfather used to work for port authority as a naval doctor/ sanitaion inspection (he helped treat any of the ships sick or wounded, quarentined ships if the crew had foreign diseases, etc.); as we aproached he asked one of the workers why there were Japanese DD´s in port. The guy said he thought they might be here for RIMPAC, but my grandfather says thats held in Hawaii every other year.
We later learned from some of the crew members that got off that they mearly came as new recruits for formal training with the Armada de México, because apparently the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force likes to make friendly visits with their neighbors and learn new things from time to time! The guys were pretty cool and were really anxious as it was their first time in Mexico for almost all of them. It was pretty funny to see all the people in Manzanillo reacting to all these foreigners in Naval uniform running around El Centro buying souveneers, ice cream, and taking pictures of themselves with Mexicans! 

haliameguid

Waltz for Lecter

haliameguid:

A new original song, again inspired by the brilliant NBC series Hannibal. Music and words by me. Enjoy! xxx

Waltz for Lecter (inspired by “Hannibal”)

please come in.
i won’t bite,
simply whet my appetite
with whatever foods you may bring
from the dark winter garden of night.

what’s that smell?
is it fever?
spreading deeper? butter-hot, red as the
flame-drips that bred the black
sin in the hearts of believers.

you’ll find my crown on the head of a creature
and my name on the lips of the dead
i am speaking of dread and hunger
do you know hunger?
precisely.
it needs to be fed.

please begin.
i won’t interrupt.
drink wine from my cup and eat from my table.
perhaps you are able
to stomach what once was corrupt.

it has a taste:
misbehavior.
no saviors here, just fare to be swallowed,
bones to be hollowed;
for rudeness yields exquisite flavors.

you’ll find my crown on the head of a creature
and my name on the lips of the dead
i am speaking of dread and hunger
do you know hunger?
precisely.
it needs to be fed.

(bridge, variation on the ‘hannibal’ theme)

you’ll find my crown on the head of a creature
and my name on the lips of the dead
i am speaking of dread and hunger
do you know hunger?
precisely.
it needs to be fed.

recoverykitty
recoveryandmentalhealth:

chakrabot:

juliedillon:

recoverykitty:

These links work as of 5/7/13.  
None of the links require downloads, plug in installs, or signing up for anything of ANY KIND. Those are just ads, click out of them and press play. If you’re struggling, this chrome plug in will make your life easier. 
Subbed = speaking in japanese with english subtitles
Dubbed = speaking in english (usually with no subtitles)
The Cat Returns: subbed | dubbed
Grave of the Fireflies: subbed | dubbed
Horus: Prince of the Sun: subbed | x
Howl’s Moving Castle: subbed | dubbed
Kiki’s Delivery Service:  subbed | dubbed
Laputa: Castle in the Sky: subbed | dubbed
My Neighbor Totoro:  subbed | dubbed
My Neighbors the Yamadas:  subbed | dubbed
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind: subbed | dubbed
Only Yesterday: subbed | x
Panda! Go Panda!: subbed | x
Pom Poko: subbed | dubbed
Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea: subbed | dubbed 
Porco Rosso: subbed | dubbed
Princess Mononoke: subbed | dubbed
The Secret World of Arrietty: subbed | dubbed
Spirited Away: subbed | dubbed
Tales from Earthsea: subbed | dubbed
Whisper of the Heart: subbed | dubbed

I’m just gonna leave this here for y’all. ;D 
(I’ve never seen the subbed versions of any of these before! The different translations really add a lot and help some of them flow a lot better overall.)

If these work I will shit a biscuit.

GOOD DISTRACTIONS FOR ALL OF YOU

recoveryandmentalhealth:

chakrabot:

juliedillon:

recoverykitty:

These links work as of 5/7/13.  

None of the links require downloads, plug in installs, or signing up for anything of ANY KIND. Those are just ads, click out of them and press play. If you’re struggling, this chrome plug in will make your life easier. 

Subbed = speaking in japanese with english subtitles

Dubbed = speaking in english (usually with no subtitles)

I’m just gonna leave this here for y’all. ;D 

(I’ve never seen the subbed versions of any of these before! The different translations really add a lot and help some of them flow a lot better overall.)

If these work I will shit a biscuit.

GOOD DISTRACTIONS FOR ALL OF YOU

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nayx

nayx:

my favourite video on the whole internet

OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!

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tumblr heart and soul

broadway-aradia:

acapella tumblr heart and soul -  lily sevin

happy valentine’s day! this is my shoutout to all the lovely fandoms out there that make tumblr so awesome!

i’m really sorry if i mispronounced your fandom’s name, nobody ever talks to me out loud lmao

i love you guys!

download here!

lyrics:

doctor who

supernatural

avengers

sherlock 

adventure time

homestuck

you are my heart and soul

i love

i love

i love you

brave

tangled

rise of the guardians

paranorman

how to train your dragon

coraline

you are my heart and soul

i love

i love

i love you

hetalia

death note and naruto

hunger games

puella magi madoka magica

you are my heart and soul

i love

i love

i love you

avatar

legend of korra too

my little pony

game of thrones

pokemon 

lord of the rings and the hobbit

you are my heart and soul 

i love

i love

i love you

harry potter

percy jackson and

merlin

you make tumblr so grand

i think 

you really fucking rock

i love

i love

i love you

all.

fandoms of tumblr

let’s all be best friends!

An open letter to Rodrick (the cockroach in my shower:)



Dear Rodrick,
I applaud the extreme effort shown by you and your species in adapting to hate glucose, and thereby becomimg immune to cockroach poison and traps. That being said, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM. I have absolutely no idea what you could possibly find appealing in there; let alone, what could of pushed you to assume that crawling on me whilst i pooped, causing me to scream like a little girl and make my family believe i was being murdered, was a good idea. Please collect your family, belongings, microscopic pets, whathaveyou, and promptly remove your evolutionarily-superior ass from the premises.

No Vacancies,

Josh Melgoza

YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKER I MISS YOU

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Didn´t see it coming.

SoundCloud / DJ SNAKE /

Dj Snake - Birthday Song (Parisian Vision)

Happy. Fucking. Birthday. Emily/Steve.
PS: I would look for a pretty good audio set-up before you blast this, or look for the nearest mexican car, they will almost always have a set-up in the trunk.

jonnybuckland

Clocks

darknephilim:

jonnybuckland:

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haave-you-met-ted:

ruckycharmconveniencestore:

jonnybuckland:

my mom came into my room and was all

hey I just downloaded Clocks by Coldplay, it sounds awesome

and this is what she downloaded…just listen to it

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oh my fucking god

This is great!!

Dayum that’s classy

the song is now 100000x better

i only have followers bc of this 1 post

oh my god

Is…is that…a cowbell in there?!

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